Tis A Bit Strange

This is a blog about things that make you do a triple-take when you read about them in the news. The stuff that restores your belief in divine irony and existential truths.

The articles cited here will certainly have some unfunny aspects about them; humorous stuff usually does.

Sunday, September 02, 2012

Teen heads to sweet 16 party, loses head on the way

For a lot of teens, reaching their sixteenth birthday is exciting — though almost inevitable.  However, there is a catch.

You have to not do something incredibly risky and stupid sometimes if you want to reach each of those teenage birthdays. One has to celebrate life by at least not throwing life away in the process of that celebration.

This guy failed to abide by that rule, sticking his head out of the hatch of a double decker bus as it passed under a low overpass.  He was even told expressly not to open the hatch 3-4 times by authority on the bus.

He still did it, and lost his head — which apparently he was not using all that much at the time anyway.

Tis a bit strange.

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Saturday, April 02, 2011

Whoops, they did it again

The past ten years has been quite an eye-opener about how rogue corporations with lax oversight and weak risk management can, in the end, deal out actions with the same results and consequences as terrorist act.  The exact same ones.

Foreign & Senora Valley, Calif. vegetable farms, a mid-western chicken farm, Chinese food additives vendors sent poisoned/contaminated food to America during much of the previous decade. Airline defects breached airliners in flight on Southwestern airlines twice in past 2 years.  A cruise liner literally burned itself up at sea with a full load of passengers aboard who were lucky to survive.  A Japanese nuclear power plant built on highly earthquake prone land recently sent a radioactive witches brew of deadly isotopes spewing into the Pacific ocean we get a lot of our food from.

These are all things that our government told us renegade Muslim-or-other religious "extremists" would try to do.

No.  These acts were all carried out by for-profit companies.

Their accidents created the situations and outcomes we were told to fear.

But we were not given any special protections against these outcomes.  Plus, in some cases we were told not to be afraid of the respective involved at fault and/or not warned about the specific corporation(s) at fault.

Well, to me that is bigotry.

On the one hand, we let power-hungry & money-hungry people in one kind of institution run wild until a disaster strikes - one that individual citizens are helpless to prevent in some case.  On the other hand, we have people with roughly the same motives get virtually their whole sect tarred with the same brush as them when they plan and sometimes unsuccessfully carry out similar acts.

What makes a greedy corporation so tolerable and capable of carrying out mass-murder for profit by "accident", and a religion so culpable for the acts of a minority of its adherents?

Are we really as civilized in a society that acts/exists in the safe way we presume - with disasters the work kooks & random acts of nature?   Or are we  all a lot more responsible and integrated into these industry-spawned disasters and their outcomes than we think we are?

A corporation can bank huge profits on the risks it takes.  When things do blow up - the officers, board of directors, and shareholders have already taken home the profits and in most cases they aren't given back.  Often, the whole US public bears the effects of the disaster and the whole costs for aspects of it that can be dealt with for a price.

We have rligions, corporations, and gocernment.  Are we missing something?

Seems like our risk management is focusing on one kind of institution when our problems come from a different kind of institution.  Maybe we need some other kind of institution that handles risk management in a benign, overarching way.  Because systemic risks are building momentum in an over-crowded world that lacks sufficient room to simply move out of their way.

We were told terrorists wanted to poison/contaiminate our food supply.  They did not, but corporations did.

We were told that terrorists wanted to blow up passenger liners, but all they did was set their shoes and underpants on fire because ordinary citizens intervened.  But those same citizens were pretty much helpless when jet airplanes breached themselves and passenger boats burned themselves.

When Senora Valley produce farms poisoned the nation, it went on for years.  The simple cause was that one corporation put a cow farm on the slope of a valley while other corporations put their consumer vegetable farms in the bottom of the valley.  The crap ran down hill as the saying goes.  Yes, ironically , there is even a common-use expression in American English that describes this situation.  Yet it took the industry and government nearly half a decade to sort out the root cause.

When the Japanese nuclear power plant partially melted, US looked at its own nuclear power plants. The batteries in them last only 4 or 8 hours, which in many cases is half as long as the  backup batteries at the doomed Japanese nuclear power plant lasted.   They are counting on the fact the sites are on less quake prone land and the US will not have a regional/local power failure.  But frequency is irrelevant when it happens.

Nuclear power plants, for various reasons, are just an accident or two away from disaster.  It is impossible to say they are completely to blame.  Maybe the time to step back and think about how to make the upcoming disasters not happen should not presume who is to blame but simply how to stop them.  At this moment, they seem as inevitable as a countdown to zero.  We just don't know what number we are on, is all.

I hope some think tanks are looking at this broad situation.  Because right now, it seems like terrorists are supposedly trying to do what corporations are doing every year.  And the industries are positioned a lot better to be able to do these things for money/power/leverage than terrorists.  Politics  and money are not the right forces to drive the solution.  After all, they are driving the causes.

Perhaps, it is seen that corporate accidents are more politically neutral than inimical religious acts.  But when the disasters strike, they're not.  The damage is not a political one, it is to current and future human lives.  Politics dies a little each Fall anyway.  Lives go on year round.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

DC metro transit deals another duo death

Baltimorean's asked themselves this week, What is it with the Washington, D.C. Metro this week as two more people were killed.  This time, two Metro track workers were killed in an incident near Rockville, MD station that occurred at 1:45 a.m. 2 nights ago.

Five D.C. Metro workers have been killed in the past year, the system has its most strained budget ever, it is still looking for a new head to replace the old one that resigned, at least 17 passengers in at least 2 crashes have been killed, and prices may go up or service could be cut.

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Saturday, January 16, 2010

Weight Watchers fail during attempt to march to the scale

This is a kind of sad event, and it almost did not make it into the blog here.  I certainly do not want to pick on people who are overweight.  Picking on people who are losing weight is absurd too.

The incident in question involved a group of people in Sweden who were lined at a weight loss clinic to be weighed.  Well, one corner of the room fell and the floor tilted down.

The report is here in Weight Watchers clinic floor collapses under dieters by the Telegraph (UK).

I think society in general needs to be more cautious about how many people it squeezes in a room, with regard to weight.  Sometimes, we need to wait elsewhere, rather than adding our weight to a crowded room.

Last year, there was at least one incident where people plunged to their death becaue too many people had squeezed onto a crowded elevator.  There are plates on those that tell how many people and how much weight on fit on them.

We take buildings for granted but they do fall down.

The reason California does not completely collapse where an earthquake hits is that civil engineers and architects have carefully worked out formulas to tell them how much weight a design can withstand.  Construction companies have to use concrete that is up to a certain standard.  If they do not buildings collapse during a quake, or even during construction.  The system of science and regulations works.

Haiti had a terrible disaster this week.  People there were not rich.  They were not expecting an earthquake.  Nobody expected such a strong one to hit there.  In that case, buildings collapsed without anyone overcrowding an elevator or a room.  It was an honest to goodness tragedy brought on by an act of nature.

Some people took that opportunity to belittle the Haitians.  I hope they do not do that again.

There have been photos and video out of Hait that make you face this is a natural disaster, not a moral failure.  We need to look at Haiti the way we hope our engineers, architects, and construction companies build our buidings:  strong and true.

Do not make fun of the victims when their building collapses.  If you do, then you are a bit strange.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

What European country is only one with 100% literacy rate in the world? Georgia!

The phrase "the pen is mightier than the sword" has long been on the books.

But this summer, that veracity of that statement was called into question when Russia invaded the country of Georgia - a nation with a 100% literacy rate. The only one in the world, in fact.

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Monday, January 28, 2008

Remember wives tale of woman who put pet in the microwave?

Years ago, I heard a number of rumors of a woman who put a cat or dog in the microwave oven to dry it.  Of course, this would quickly injure and then kill any creature.

I sort of take the stories as a sort of urban legend.

However, the news today reports a woman has allegedly microwaved her own baby.

The allegations are based on circumstantial evidence.

The babies internal organs have been cooked and it shows no signs of external burns.

This may be the second time such an event has happened.


Microwave ovens are just for heating food.  They are not suitable for warming people or animals up.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Carniverous Calf Chomps Down Chickens in India

Cattle growers in the US, infamously the UK, and elsewhere have been feeding cows food consisting of left-over material from slaughtered cows bodies for years.

In the course of things, mad cow disease - which one theory puts has having its origin somewhere along India's Ganges River, arose.

Apparently, there, human corpses, hungry cows, and chance - all come together daily in a sort of lottery for the propagation of rare, inimical pathogens.

Human corpses dumped upstream. Hungry cows dining downstream. Cattle and/or cattle feed shipped from India to UK. Then, slaughtered cattle parts in UK were essentially blended together en masse and fed en masse to other cattle.

It is not hard to see how a prionic disease or other hereditary pathogen could catch the ultimate lucky break and spread like never before.

Since mad cow disease is not spread by contagion, and humans do not eat other humans, the process outlined above really could have helped it fan out and spread. Left to nature, that would have never happened.

The first part is only someone's theory, the latter is well-established fact.

A new anomaly has cropped up in India. This one is a chicken eating cow. It is another example of another normally overlooked means of inter-species pathogen propagation could occur under extremely rare circumstances.

Apparently, the fascinating phenomenon has been caught on video and reported in the Indian news media.

In the article Meat-loving calf eats chickens", the story of the carnivorous calf is served up to the masses, thanks to web giant Yahoo and news media organization Reuters.

Local vets have a theory that the cow is suffering from a disease. The owner guesses that the cow suffers from a lack of minerals in its body. Chickens probably just wish the darned thing would just go away!

Here is a curious thought. If there were no little chickens available to it, and the little calf were full grown, would it turn to newborn calves as its source of nutrients?

Might make a good Romero film, if he decides to branch out and cover other species as his subject matter. Oh, well. I guess the cow would have to die and come back from the dead for him to be interested in that idea. Nevertheless....

Tis a bit strange.

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