Tis A Bit Strange

This is a blog about things that make you do a triple-take when you read about them in the news. The stuff that restores your belief in divine irony and existential truths.

The articles cited here will certainly have some unfunny aspects about them; humorous stuff usually does.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

New Zealand bus folken stabbed and beaten by ungrateful youths

Riding and driving the bus in New Zealand seems to be getting a big dangerous.

New Zealand news on Stuff.co.nz: Teen stabbed in Christchurch bus fracas:
In May, Christchurch bus driver Leslie Stringer, 53, spent almost a week in hospital with severe bruising, cuts to his head and neck and suspected spinal injuries after he was assaulted by a group of teenage girls.

Stringer had gone to the aid of a fellow driver who was also being attacked by the girls.


That just seems wrong on so many levels. Bus drivers are providing a public service. Riders are helping protect the climate/environment and keeping gas prices low.

What kind of people would rough them up so bad they have to go to the hospital?

Tis a bit strange.

Monday, August 14, 2006

Brazilian Jet lands safely minus one door

Apparently, this was not the first time the Brazilians have had trouble with this make of jet.

It was not the only time last week it had trouble with something of an aerodynamic nature. Last week was a rough one in the news for Brazil.

In addition to this incident, a guy in Brazil accidentally blew himself up by hitting an unexploded RPG with a sledgehammer.

Not surprisingly, this caused the rocket propelled grenade (RPG) to blow up. He is now dead.

But in this latest accident, nobody was hurt.

The incident involved a door falling off a plane, a Fokker 100 that was manufactured by a Dutch company that went out of business a decade ago. After reading this article, it is not hard to figure out why.

Jet lands safely after door falls off - Yahoo! News:
A jet owned by leading
Brazilian airline TAM landed safely on Tuesday after one of its
doors fell off and crashed to earth next to a supermarket
shortly after departure from Sao Paulo.

It sounds like TAM needs to get rid of those Fokkers before somebody gets hurt.

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Sunday, August 13, 2006

How not to open a grenade... - Yahoo! News

How not to open a grenade... - Yahoo! News:

A Brazilian man died Tuesday when he tried to open what police believe was a rocket-propelled grenade with a sledgehammer in a mechanical workshop on the outskirts of Rio de Janeiro.

When I was a boy, my mom always used to tell me not to hit an RPG with a sledgehammer.

Oh, wait. That wasn't it.

It was, don't touch dead birds, don't cross the street without looking both ways, and don't pick a scab.

Hitting an explosive device with a giant hammer. No, she never mentioned that one.

Well, ironically enough that guy is up in the heavens with Thor now. Racing around through the clouds, swinging his ethereal hammer, and and wondering how many seconds after the flash it will take for his ears to hear the boom.

Probably on his last encounter with using a hammer he did not have a chance to count.

If there was a real Darwin awards, I think this guy has won a chance to go to the head of the line.

Now, technically, if he has had kids, evolution has failed. In which case I do not think he should be eligible to win the contest. However, I do not know what the official rules are, so I could be wrong.
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UK wide open to young, eager workers flowing from France

I really like the French language.

I like the way it sounds; the accent, the mellifluous flow of it, and the way it is occasionally accented with the rolled Rs and other auditory nuances that English seems to be lacking.

But this article says that the UK is speaking the language of business and opportunity. Young frenchmen and women who are anxious to make their mark in the working world go to the UK to do it.

At least some do. Well, a lot actually. Fifteen thousand per year, at least, the article says. It quotes the French embassy as saying there are 270,000 French people living in the UK.

Not nearly enough to populate a city but a decent-sized town has only a tenth that number of people living in it. That is a lot of people. That many people can do a lot of work, and start a lot of businesses.

There was an interesting article on the BBC News website that I read today. It was written by Clare Davidson, a BBC business reporter in Chelsea England.

BBC NEWS | Business | French youth seek jobs in Britain:

Job security is often deemed a sacred part of French life, yet this perception might be based on myth.

French workers say short-term contracts, which offer no job security at all, are the norm for the young in France.

It was this unpredictability that finally prompted Agnes-Prune Sene, 29, to quit Paris after having signed 39 short-term contracts in three years.


The odd thing is, France really defends its culture against change - especially dilution. Yet it exports the freshest, most vital part of its culture - the young people who create one aspect of its flavor and have a taste for entrepreneurial business - to England.

Tis a bit strange because one thing the French do not like - I gather from reading articles about the banning of the name Le Big Mac - is the taking over of part of their language by British words.

But the way a country loses its language over time is not just by being infiltrated by a single word here or a handy phrase there.

It is by losing the people who speak it - while doing things that really matter, leaving a lasting mark.

That mark will bear a caption, soundtrack, text, sound bite, or quotation in some tongue - the one they are using at that time.

Their children, most likely will grow up speaking the language of the land where they are born, play, and grow up. The one where their parents settle down, work, live, and raise a family.

One can lose a culture war at two ends.

I hope France does not lose the people and keep the words. I think no matter what the the words are, the flowing of french speech will always sound mellifluous.
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